Thursday, February 20, 2003
I signed up at this website called Magic Hogwarts. I got sorted to Slytherin (of course) but the classes there suck. The Astronomy assignment for this week is to research quasars and the Potions assignment was some asinine thing about researching potion preparing equipment and love potions. I thought Astronomy was about constellations! The only connection I have found between quasars and magic is some ridiculous claim that quasars emit metaphysical healing powers by some loony. If I wanted to learn about scientific stuff I would have joined Muggle Studies, right? And who in their right mind teaches about knives and chopping boards in Potions? And the worst thing is the Slytherin Common Room. They have cheerleader tryouts. Cheerleaders, for goodness sake! Such ridiculous, silly muggle things! And they have some stupid Slytherin Awards thing with categories like "Most Friendly Slytherin". I mean, is there even such a thing? And some foolish little Prefect snapped at me for suggesting we should have a "Meanest Slytherin" category, claiming there was no such thing. She hasn't met me, obviously. Maybe I should just transfer to Durmstrang.
Also, I'm desperately looking for the mp3 for Bach's Keyboard Concerto in G Minor (S 1058). Anybody who has the file, please owl me.
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